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If This Is Way Too Much, Just Stop Reading

For many of you, there's unfinished business.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You just got a new post two days ago. For those of you playing at home, it means we’re breaking with our bi-monthly pattern. If you’re having a visceral response as in, “this is way too much,” then just stop reading and wait for the next one 12 days hence.

For many of you, there’s some unfinished business that needs to be addressed. That’s the answer to the nail biting question, in Botanic Garden, did Kate and Jake ever get spark?

If you don’t know what what we’re talking about, you can get caught up by reading the post, “What Is Your Damn Spark?” from two weeks ago.

So, you can find out for yourselves by watching the clip (above) and/or reading the script (below).

Some housekeeping…

In the “Spark” post, married actors Carmen Roman and James Leaming were identified as Chicago theater treasures. While that indeed is true, it shortchanges them.

First and foremost, they are treasures.

Their generosity, compassion and commitment are otherworldly.

They are your 3:00-in-the morning call.

They also have the rare distinction that, in every way you can interchange their names, they sound like real names.

James Leaming, Carmen Roman.

Leaming (Lem) Roman, James Carmen.

James Roman, Lem Carmen.

Roman Leaming, Carmen James.

Lem James, Roman Carmen.

Carmen Leaming, Roman James.

Jim James, Romy Roman.

Lem Leaming, Carmi Carmen.

Some inside baseball. There were seven staged readings of Botanic Garden before it was finally produced. After every reading one question was always asked, “how are you going to handle the flashbacks?” Yes, the play goes back and forth in time. Here’s the answer the writer always gave. “I don’t need to figure it out. The director does.”

That, by the way, is the correct answer. Ann Filmer, former Artistic Director of the 16th Street Theater, and not too shabby as a person in her own right, came up with the best solution.

To maintain the dramatic tension between scenes she did two very cool things. One, she commissioned a piece of music that was both evocative of the overriding dramatic suspense over whether or not Kate would go on the date and also served to generate and sustain the tension from scene to scene.

Second, she directed either Carmen or Jim to maintain eye contact as they took their positions for the beginning of the next scene.

In the clip you can watch, it begins at the end of Scene 4, goes thru Scene 5, and ends at the beginning of Scene 6.


From the play Botanic Garden

The setting is the living room of a home that’s 60 plus years old. A savvy real estate broker would highlights it’s character and good bones and tell you it’s a perfect setting for lasting family memories.

SCENE FOUR

Seven years earlier.
Clip begins mid-scene.

KATE

What is your damn spark?

JAKE

I’ve told you.

KATE

You’ve told me nothing. Just that you’re unhappy with me.

JAKE

I’m not unhappy...

KATE

Yes, you are. Just say it. You sit here all night, like the world’s biggest drip. Now you’ve got the nerve to tell me, you need something that no one’s ever heard of. You want spark.

JAKE

Kate, just give it a chance.

KATE

I was actually looking forward to this time together.

JAKE

I am, too.

KATE

So, why do you have to go and ruin it.

JAKE

You’re acting as if I’m asking for the moon and the sun. All I want -­‐-­‐

KATE

I know, ‘an occasional spark.’

JAKE

That’s all. An occasional spark...

KATE

I’m not a sparker.

JAKE

I’m not sure that’s a word, ‘sparker.’

KATE

Oh shut up.

JAKE

You know, you can see it in other couples. You can see it in their eyes. The way they respond.

KATE

You want someone else.

JAKE

I just want, I need spark.

KATE

What you want is to fall in love again.

JAKE

A response. A boost. Jesus, Kate, is this the way we want to go? The rest of our lives, so comfortable. Spark is life...

KATE

Is that what you do?

JAKE

What?

KATE

Spark for other women.

JAKE

Not consciously.

KATE

Do they spark for you? Women are giving you spark.

JAKE

I’m not sure I should be telling you this.

KATE

Telling me what?

JAKE

I think someone has...

KATE

Has what?

JAKE

Has been sparking me -­‐-­‐ Yes...

KATE

Who? Who’s been sparking you?

JAKE

I don’t know...

KATE

You don’t know?

JAKE

I don’t know if I should tell you. I just think it’s going to get you worked up.

KATE

Not telling me will get me worked up.

JAKE

It’s just that I’m not sure...

KATE

Not sure of what?

JAKE

If I’m really getting spark from this person. I’m just not 100 per cent sure...

MUSIC Kate steps away from Jake.

SCENE FIVE

The present.

KATE

Sandy Cohen. It was her wasn’t it. You used to talk to her when you got the newspapers. You used to talk to her for hours.

JAKE

I didn’t talk to her for hours.

KATE

A long time. You would stand there and talk to her for a long time.

JAKE

A few minutes, Kate.

KATE

You were ‘energized’ when you came back in the house. You would see me and look so annoyed.

JAKE

It wasn’t Sandy Cohen.

KATE

Then who was it?

JAKE

Come on, Kate, you know.

KATE

That bookstore lady? You used to spend hours in there.

JAKE

I thought it was days?

KATE

Did she spark for you?

JAKE

Kate, there wasn’t anyone.

KATE

What do you mean?

JAKE

Kate, there wasn’t anyone.

KATE

But, you said -­‐-­‐

JAKE

I wanted to get your attention.

KATE

You scared the hell out of me.

JAKE

I got your attention.

KATE

I thought I was fighting for my life. I thought you were going to leave me.

JAKE

I wasn’t going to leave you.

KATE

That was an incredibly mean thing to do. Tell me someone out there was sparking you. And, now you tell me there wasn’t anyone.

JAKE

But, we got there.

KATE

Where?

JAKE

Spark, Kate. We got spark.

KATE

Did we?

JAKE

London, you remember that. Don’t you, Kate? A month in London.

KATE

I haven’t thought about that in so long.

JAKE

That trip was -­‐-­‐

KATE

The best thing we ever did.

JAKE

Except for Carrie.

KATE

Except for Carrie. I didn’t know what to expect. I was so excited when we got there. That little apartment. That’s all we really needed. I loved it, I never thought...

JAKE

What?

KATE

That I could feel that happy.

JAKE

Remember when we went to hear Mozart’s Requiem?

KATE

My favorite music.

JAKE

That young couple -­‐-­‐

KATE

Sitting right in front of us.

JAKE

The way she played with his hair.

KATE

They reminded me -­‐-­‐

JAKE

Of us... younger.

KATE

They looked so happy. I remembered...

JAKE

What?

KATE

The possibilities. It is the most beautiful music.

JAKE

I watched you listening with your eyes closed.

KATE

So beautiful...

JAKE

I started crying...

KATE

Why?

JAKE

I just knew...

KATE

Knew what?

JAKE

I knew I was never happier.

KATE

So content.

JAKE

Spark, Kate.

KATE

Spark?

JAKE

We had spark.

KATE

Yes, we did.

JAKE fades back. KATE is alone for a moment.

You know, Mozart died before he finished composing it -­‐-­‐ the Requiem. He left notes for a young composer.

JAKE

He never heard it?

KATE

In his head.

JAKE

Never performed?

KATE

No, never performed.

MUSIC. JAKE sits on the couch with a brochure. KATE watches him for a moment and then sits on the arm of the chair with him.

SCENE SIX

Six years earlier.

JAKE

If it were you, would you do it? The chemo?

KATE

Jake, it’s what you want to do.

JAKE

Please, Kate. I know you’ve thought about it.

KATE

I’m not like you. I’m not the kind to hang on and fight the good fight. This whole idea of people who beat it. How insulting to those who don’t. I get it, it’s a motivational thing. Why don’t they just come out and say it. It’s just luck. Some respond, some don’t. What?

JAKE

So, that’s the recommendation, no chemo.


Botanic Garden premiered in Chicago in 2008. It featured Carmen Roman and James Leaming and was directed by Academy Award-winner Olympia Dukakis. In 2016, Botanic Garden won Best Play at the New York Theater Festival. Since 2008, it has been performed at more than 40 venues throughout the United States.

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